Gamfidgab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing pigeon.

Gamfidgab created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamfidgab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamfidgab, he will send you a sign.

Gamfidgab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gamfidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Gamfidgab loves moths, so they must be honoured.