Henfetpan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome bat.

Henfetpan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Henfetpan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Henfetpan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Henfetpan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Henfetpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Henfetpan on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.