Tarpciplen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Tarpciplen created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarpciplen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarpciplen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tarpciplen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tarpciplen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.