Pigyadflislab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud mink.

Pigyadflislab created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigyadflislab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigyadflislab, she will turn you into a mole.

Pigyadflislab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pigyadflislab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never write about nebulae.