Sandyot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Sandyot created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Sandyot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sandyot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sandyot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sandyot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.