Fedfiggof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair cobra.

Fedfiggof created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfiggof, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedfiggof, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fedfiggof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fedfiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Fedfiggof's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.