Gofhontim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered squirrel.

Gofhontim created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Gofhontim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofhontim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gofhontim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gofhontim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.