Veensterlin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest sheep.

Veensterlin created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veensterlin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veensterlin, it will come to you in dreams.

Veensterlin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Veensterlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing fawn coats and balancing five carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Veensterlin on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always obey Veensterlin's priests.

5. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.