Panghapmap is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever
narwhal.
Panghapmap created matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Panghapmap, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Panghapmap, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Panghapmap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Panghapmap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never feed garlic to squirrels while wearing shorts.
5. Never eat bark.