Flyxenlit is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient
shrew.
Flyxenlit created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flyxenlit, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Flyxenlit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Flyxenlit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Flyxenlit's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Flyxenlit's priests.
2. Feed all hungry seals.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always treat badgers with great respect.