Xuckgodkad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic cat.

Xuckgodkad created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgodkad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xuckgodkad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xuckgodkad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Xuckgodkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. You must never eat bread.