Fotbopcud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unselfish butterfly.

Fotbopcud created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbopcud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fotbopcud, it will turn you into a rock.

Fotbopcud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fotbopcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.