Natmatsadzod Dodgeppak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate hedgehog.

Natmatsadzod Dodgeppak created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natmatsadzod Dodgeppak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natmatsadzod Dodgeppak, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Natmatsadzod Dodgeppak's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Natmatsadzod Dodgeppak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing coats.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Feed all hungry moths.