Bonkpidkad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful dugong.

Bonkpidkad created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpidkad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bonkpidkad, it will come to you in dreams.

Bonkpidkad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bonkpidkad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonkpidkad.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.