Nuttarparf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome hare.

Nuttarparf created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttarparf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuttarparf, she will be very sad.

Nuttarparf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nuttarparf's Holy Commandments

1. Nuttarparf loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing pink boots.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Put Nuttarparf first in all things.