Benbotfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sage mink.

Benbotfet created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benbotfet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benbotfet, it will not care.

Benbotfet's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Benbotfet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Benbotfet's priests.

3. You must pray to Benbotfet three times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.