Dunrigloop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring aardvark.

Dunrigloop created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Dunrigloop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunrigloop, he will laugh at you.

Dunrigloop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dunrigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never wear pink rings.

5. Do not speak about onions.