Budfagbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust gnu.

Budfagbod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budfagbod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budfagbod, she will be very unhappy.

Budfagbod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Budfagbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your legs green.

3. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.