Nurtdaptom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, caring elephant.

Nurtdaptom created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdaptom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtdaptom, it will turn you into a dog.

Nurtdaptom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nurtdaptom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never write about comets.