Kiklistbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous squirrel.

Kiklistbiss created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiklistbiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kiklistbiss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kiklistbiss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kiklistbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always take life seriously.