Cudhudbam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever ant.

Cudhudbam created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cudhudbam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cudhudbam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cudhudbam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cudhudbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Cudhudbam's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Retreat if four swans approach from the south.

5. Never think about asteroids.