Wapbancan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, charitable centaur.

Wapbancan created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapbancan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wapbancan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wapbancan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wapbancan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.