Renyattbenfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever weasel.

Renyattbenfet created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renyattbenfet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renyattbenfet, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Renyattbenfet's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Renyattbenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight bats approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not wear red clothing.