Binhomlad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless narwhal.

Binhomlad created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Binhomlad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binhomlad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Binhomlad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Binhomlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.