Farnlak is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring
badger.
Farnlak created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farnlak, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Farnlak, it will come to you in dreams.
Farnlak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Farnlak's Holy Commandments1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.