Komgebfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional sheep.

Komgebfarn created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komgebfarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Komgebfarn, it will send you a sign.

Komgebfarn's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Komgebfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Komgebfarn loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.