Latlisttim is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, fussy
armadillo.
Latlisttim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Latlisttim, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Latlisttim, she will remove you from existence.
Latlisttim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Latlisttim's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Latlisttim in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never hurt mites.
3. Never eat lemons.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always look after injured swans.