Sigbuntonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever swallow.

Sigbuntonk created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sigbuntonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigbuntonk, he will turn you into a dog.

Sigbuntonk's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sigbuntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never write about nebulae.