Sigbuntonk is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever
swallow.
Sigbuntonk created a top quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sigbuntonk, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sigbuntonk, he will turn you into a dog.
Sigbuntonk's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Sigbuntonk's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Never write about nebulae.