Rutyakyat is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud
pigeon.
Rutyakyat created an atom two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rutyakyat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rutyakyat, he will turn you into a dog.
Rutyakyat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Rutyakyat's Holy Commandments1. Run away from violet voles, for they are unholy.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing shirts.
4. Learn four new languages a year.
5. Never hurt eagles.