Zagbonkhunvagmifnad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak scorpion.

Zagbonkhunvagmifnad created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zagbonkhunvagmifnad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zagbonkhunvagmifnad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zagbonkhunvagmifnad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zagbonkhunvagmifnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect three silver sculptures of Zagbonkhunvagmifnad on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Zagbonkhunvagmifnad's priests.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.