Busvondiss Cadstertip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, happy wyrm.

Busvondiss Cadstertip created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Busvondiss Cadstertip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Busvondiss Cadstertip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Busvondiss Cadstertip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Busvondiss Cadstertip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Busvondiss Cadstertip's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must never eat coconuts.