Citdan is a god.
She takes the form of a large, emotional
gnu.
Citdan created a down quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Citdan, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Citdan, she will not invite you to parties.
Citdan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Citdan's Holy Commandments1. Never eat peas.
2. Do not hurt nematodes.
3. Always wear black.
4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.
5. Never play with disobedient children.