Citdan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional gnu.

Citdan created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citdan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citdan, she will not invite you to parties.

Citdan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Citdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.