Gigbutbass is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous aardvark.

Gigbutbass created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbutbass, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gigbutbass, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gigbutbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gigbutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to shrews while wearing black shirts.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigbutbass.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.