Gigbutbass is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous
aardvark.
Gigbutbass created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigbutbass, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gigbutbass, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Gigbutbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Gigbutbass' Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of coconuts to shrews while wearing black shirts.
2. Never go into cyan rooms.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigbutbass.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.