Hanquillwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody hedgehog.

Hanquillwon created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanquillwon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hanquillwon, she will send you a sign.

Hanquillwon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hanquillwon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Do not make images of living things.