Biggamnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless fairy.

Biggamnart created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggamnart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Biggamnart, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Biggamnart's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Biggamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biggamnart.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Hide from brown foxes for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.