Stancedhambiglopgan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak walrus.

Stancedhambiglopgan created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stancedhambiglopgan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stancedhambiglopgan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Stancedhambiglopgan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stancedhambiglopgan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stancedhambiglopgan six times a day.

2. Stancedhambiglopgan loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.