Stancedhambiglopgan is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, weak
walrus.
Stancedhambiglopgan created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stancedhambiglopgan, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Stancedhambiglopgan, it will turn you into a sheep.
Stancedhambiglopgan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Stancedhambiglopgan's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Stancedhambiglopgan six times a day.
2. Stancedhambiglopgan loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.
3. Never hurt aardvarks.
4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.