Weeafcadruldadbepfosslat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud rat.

Weeafcadruldadbepfosslat created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeafcadruldadbepfosslat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weeafcadruldadbepfosslat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weeafcadruldadbepfosslat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Weeafcadruldadbepfosslat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.