Arprakkip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, boastful ant.

Arprakkip created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arprakkip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arprakkip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Arprakkip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Arprakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Arprakkip.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.