Cadfasjon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish chinchilla.

Cadfasjon created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadfasjon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cadfasjon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cadfasjon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cadfasjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Cadfasjon loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.