Wikmapdab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional dragon.

Wikmapdab created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmapdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wikmapdab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikmapdab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wikmapdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Wikmapdab on top of all buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikmapdab.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about cell theory.