Banfomyik is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent hyena.

Banfomyik created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banfomyik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Banfomyik, he will boil you in a big pot.

Banfomyik's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Banfomyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.