Hudwap Pibkonbaflun is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Hudwap Pibkonbaflun created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudwap Pibkonbaflun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudwap Pibkonbaflun, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hudwap Pibkonbaflun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hudwap Pibkonbaflun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing mauve shirts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Do not shave your face.
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