Donlipgep Ontjaplap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving chicken.

Donlipgep Ontjaplap created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donlipgep Ontjaplap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Donlipgep Ontjaplap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Donlipgep Ontjaplap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Donlipgep Ontjaplap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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