Lincinlog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful wyvern.

Lincinlog created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lincinlog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lincinlog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Lincinlog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lincinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Never feed parsnips to snakes while wearing fawn scarves.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
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