Huntonkxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive wolf.

Huntonkxin created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntonkxin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Huntonkxin, he will make you grow a tail.

Huntonkxin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Huntonkxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to snails while wearing magenta tights.