Yokwaphit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive jellyfish.

Yokwaphit created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokwaphit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yokwaphit, she will destroy your home planet.

Yokwaphit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yokwaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Yokwaphit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lentils to doves while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Retreat if six frogs approach from the north.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing cyan skirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.