Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless otter.

Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

5. Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.