Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon
is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless
otter
.
Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon
created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.
If you believe in
Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon
, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon
, it will refuse to believe in you.
Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon's
most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon's Holy Commandments
1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Learn eight new languages a year.
4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.
5. Gedgupmatsagmegrigdib Milladontmon loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.
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