Kikbogton is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy lobster.

Kikbogton created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbogton, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kikbogton, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kikbogton's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kikbogton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never write about chromosomes.
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