Nabgodyarlgen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic shrew.

Nabgodyarlgen created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabgodyarlgen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabgodyarlgen, it will turn you into a duck.

Nabgodyarlgen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nabgodyarlgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.