Nabgodyarlgen is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic
shrew.
Nabgodyarlgen created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nabgodyarlgen, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nabgodyarlgen, it will turn you into a duck.
Nabgodyarlgen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Nabgodyarlgen's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silicon on your body.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.