Nantonkart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome seal.

Nantonkart created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantonkart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nantonkart, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nantonkart's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nantonkart's Holy Commandments

1. Nantonkart loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Run away if seven frogs approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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